The Texts From Last Night meme

[twistingkage]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme


1. post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. either post with a TFLN or just wait for someone.
3. respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
4. SHENANIGANS.
5. have fun!!

Comments

Zelos Wilder | Tales of Symphonia

[gleamingknight]

You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.

Dawn | Pokemon (AU)

[pretentiouscoffee]

I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.

Naoya | Devil Survivor

[indefianceof]

This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.

[summitshore]

stop sending mass texts to everyone on your list when you are drunk pls

Leon Kuwata | Dangan Ronpa

[practicenotrequired]

The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.

1/3

[superduperfunpolice]

What...

2/3

[superduperfunpolice]

Is this some kind of insider joke I don't understand?

You don't mean actual...

squirrel...

Silver | Pokemon (AU)

[todayweascend]

I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.

Nanobana Kinako | Inazuma Eleven GO: Chrono Stone

[mochidefender]

Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.

Midori Komaki | Devil Survivor

[idealsandjustice]

Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder

N | Pokemon (AU)

[justavariable]

Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as Crobatman.

[usedsubstitute]

lets just say if his drinks were caterpies there would be no leaves left within a 50 mile radius of us

Crystal | Pokemon

[firstgirlwins]

You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.

Kazumi Minegishi [AU] | Devil Survivor

[summitshore]

It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw

[indefianceof]

And you wonder why so many of us worry about you.

Marie | Rhythm Thief

[markedviolin]

He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already

[penaltykicktothehead]

What a baby. How long did it take to scrape em off the ground?

Sheena Fujibayashi | Tales of Symphonia

[comboconductor]

I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.

Lotus | 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors

[eightdancingpetals]

Nope, we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.

[silverkicks]

at this point im not even sure if i should be laughing at him or crying
until a decision is made ill be laughing

Naoto Shirogane | Persona 4

[buzzkilldetective]

We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.

[chairguillotine]

There is a time and a place for sequins... and in someone's mouth is definitely not one of them!

Minako Arisato | Persona 3

[bubblier]

Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.

Rosa | Pokemon BW2

[subharmonics]

You're a five foot something adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.

[angerpoint]

Hey, don't say stuff like that! I'll get angry at you.

And then everyone who's betting on WHO is going to make me snap will win all your money.

Leaf ("Amy") | Pokemon FRLG

[vinetrip]

Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday

[almostthebest]

amy it's 2am

((Two minutes later.))

lesbians?

Grimsley | Pokemon

[streakbetting]

You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin

Celestia Ludenberg

[playedtherush]

Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of barbeque sauce from my doorknob.

Gold | Pokemon (AU)

[ziobolts]

I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.

[lightswires]

So I'm sitting here drunk on a bridge thinking about how solar panels think.

[sparksfires]

[... SIGH.]

Stay where you are

[doingthemistything]

You just jumped off the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.

[huntersnet]

you have no proof and also that doesnt explain why i woke up in the bathtub